Share this: Twitter | StumbleUpon | Facebook | digg | reddit 10.  “Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers never envisioned this insanely fucked up situation in which we find ourselves…” –Abraham Lincoln, Ghettysburg outtake. 9. “Give me a lever long enough and I’ll shove it up your ass.” –Archimedes, in an argument with Eratosthenes. [...]